Introduction

First, a little 4-1-1 on the Bloggers:

"Emma," matchmaker and married nightowl with just a little too much time on her hands at 3:00 a.m. To fill the time, she is managing her dear friend Harriet's eHarmony dating site. She reviews the matches, axes the unworthy (or leaves them open so we can mock them unmercifully), and make recommendations. She is a cross between Confucious and RuPaul.

"Harriet," a 30-something, career-driven, never-been-married, reluctant eHarmony ingenue who has gratefully agreed to let Emma rule the dating roost. Her eHarmony profile shows that she is a lawyer, 5'4", 117 lbs, active and outdoorsy, and prone to mocking the eHarmony multiple choice questions and stock answers.

Welcome to our world.