Squeak, squeak

I'm doing that weird squeaky high pitched giggling thing you do when you're trying not to laugh too loudly at work. Nothing here in the office is that funny, so they'd know I wasn't working if they heard me. Those closing statements are classic.

My sister's gonna be pissed you deleted all those guys because she wanted to look at them. Can you still look at them somewhere in the "delete" universe? Did you look at the guys I was "communicating with"? Go to the "My Matches" and then the middle tab -- "Communicating," I think.

Oh, and by the way, I thought "jklk jkljkl jk" meant he liked to jack off and was probably doing so while looking at eHarmony matches...

Harriet