Emma's comments

So I just got a chance to finally sneak a peek at your eHarmony, and I must say I was ROLLING! So many douchebags, so little time to make fun of them...

A few guys didn't seem so bad, though definitely nobody perfect. On page 2, I thought "Pierre" the french pilot looked very foreign, which can be interesting. If he's not foreign, his grasp of the english language blows.

Also on 2, "River," although full of himself, is someone I would LOVE to hear about you going out and matching wits with, then taking him down a peg. Obviously intelligent, but people that are super into their own bodies are not for me.

Nick (38) on page 3 seemed like a real man's man and reminded me a teeny bit of your friend Mike for some reason. Not real cute, but not ugly. Or maybe I just spend too much time around older firefighters now and that whole look is starting to feel like my new 'normal'...

Also on 3, Dudley, although admittedly a bit chipmunky in looks, looks good on paper. His first picture was ok, but the other two were....umm...less so.

Ethan on page 4 is hilarious. He totally has the kind of sense of humor that my circle of friends shares. I don't know how he expects any girl to contact him, though, when his profile pic shows a girl biting his ear. I'm sure he thought it was funny, but when you're just glancing through, it couldn't be more of a turnoff for a dating site.

As far as your own profile is concerned, I thought it was funny. I loved the 'wish they would notice' section and giggled out loud.

I literally guffawed when I read this one guy's bio in your newer matches, thought "Not bad", then scrolled down to see he'd used the word 'enjoy' about 6 times in the first two sections alone! I know you hate that word "enjoy." I could just see your face in my mind screwing up into a look of horror and disgust.

It has all been very amusing. Tell me how to delete people and I'll start backtracking through all the old ones. I quite often have time on my hands to kill. I liked the pictures of you. I'm sending you my favorite picture of you out of the ones I have, but I doubt you'd want it on the site. I've just always really loved it. I'll let you know if anyone crops up that I think is passable. I don't know how you can consider it a beatdown with all the flat-out point-and-laugh material there is to look at- I had a blast!

Emma